So cruising around one day my friends and I decided to do a Mad Lib. Yes, people, a mad lib. For those of you who might not know what exactly that is: it is a story with various different words missing (adjectives, nouns, plural nouns, verbs, etc) and you fill in those words without knowing what the story is - you only know the words you put into the right spots (ex. in the VERB spot - jump; in the ADJECTIVE spot - hairy; etc). The type of word follows what the word is (ex. dogs (PLURAL NOUN) ).

Point being...high friends + Mad Libs = lololololols

Here is ours:

A CHARMING STORY WITH A HAPPY ENDING

Once upon a/an truck (NOUN), there were three little pigs. The first little pig was very tight (ADJECTIVE), and he built a house for himself out of lolcats (PLURAL NOUN). The second little pig was dank (ADJECTIVE), and he built a house out of nugs (PLURAL NOUN). But the third little pig was very shitty (ADJECTIVE), and he built his house out of genuine mushrooms (PLURAL NOUN). Well one day, a mean old wolf came along and saw the houses. 'suck my dick bitch! (EXCLAMATION)!' he said. 'I'll intimidate (VERB) and I'll suck (VERB) and I'll blow your house down.' And he blew down the first little pig's seagull (NOUN) and the second little pig's octopi (PLURAL NOUN). The two little pigs ran to the third pig's house. Thereupon, the wolf began blowing, but he couldn't blow down the third little pig's head phones (NOUN) house. So he fucked (VERB - PAST TENSE) off into the forest, and the three little moist (ADJECTIVE) pigs moved to Chicago and went into the sausage business.



Sorry if the format is kind of weird. It wouldn't let me copy how it was in the actual app I did it in.
But there you are KU, lol Mad Libs.

Try it :)