I love this guy. He is the only thing making me laugh right now.

Charlie Sheen's Top Ten Craziest Media Meltdown Quotes

10 "I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."

9 "I got magic and I've got poetry in my fingertips, you know, most of the time, and this includes naps. I'm an F-18, bro."

8 "If you're a part of my family, I will love you violently."

7 "AA was written for normal people. People that don't have tiger blood and Adonis DNA. . . I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man."

6 "I'm tired of pretending like I'm not special. I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitchin', a total freakin' rock star from Mars."

5 "We work for the pope, we murder people. We're Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be? What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people."

4 "I closed my eyes and in a nanosecond I cured myself."

3 "The last time I took drugs I probably took more that anyone could survive. I was banging 7-gram rocks because that's how I roll, I have one speed, go."

2 "What's not to love? Especially when you see how I party, it was epic. The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards and all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children."

1 "Winning."

I know that most people dismiss him as a sad stoner but you have to admit, he is THE most quotable sad stoner in YEARS. By the way, who the hell is Nails?

Peace,

~C